This website is rife with inside jokes and stuff that simply will not make sense if you don't know me in real life.

Just letting you know before you proceed. Enjoy the website, if you can.

 

Current chihuahuaspin.com highscore as of 17/03/2023: 1942

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I Am Hungry 2 is Here!

No, your eyes do not deceive you! God may not be real, but I Am Hungry 2 sure as hell is!

I was doing a lot of thinking. There was a certain something I was missing in life, the last piece to a puzzle of inconceivable form. Despite how much I genuinely tried, I couldn't even begin to figure out what it was. Now, while listening to "U.N. Owen was Her?" I finally know what it is.

With that, allow me to finally say that the very famous (to about 8 or so people) I Am Hungry website is getting its well-deserved sequel. After this, I'll create another one called "I Am Hungry 3: Doughnut takes Manhattan" and really run this "franchise" into the ground.

Now, I'm sure some of you may be asking, "Why don't you just update the old site?" and a certain someone will certainly be asking, "Why haven't you added me to a website yet?!" The reason why I'm not just using the old website is because the way everything was sorted internally on that site was complete balls (by that, I mean there wasn't any organisation at all.)

As for the second question... don't worry. I Am Hungry 2 is where dreams come true, if your dreams are typed in Times New Roman.

 

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People That Exist + Cameron

Have your ankles made like a deadbeat dad and left?

Do you own chickens for some reason and have kilt-wearing family members, as if owning chickens wasn't weird enough?

Is your mother well-versed in the mechanisms of diploid cells?

male genitalia

Are you proficient in the ancient language of "Wave your arms around like fuck and hope the other person knows what you're on about"?

Robbie, I'll be dead honest and say I have no bloody clue what the hell to say about you.

Are you sick and tired of being excluded from websites?

 

Our Reccomendations

- Barack Hussein Obama II (Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama.)

- Bryan Cranston (Walter from the.)

 

Current Number of Hidden Obamas on this website: 3

Current Number of Hidden "Obamas" on this website: 1

 

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