It's the moment you've been waiting for - you now have your own webpage on a website.
Since this is such a momentus occasion, I've went ahead and prepared nothing but the best for you.
Just scroll down and you'll se-
Hang on a sec.
Are you also hearing something, or is it just me?
It sounds a lot like... rapid footsteps?
As if someone was walking but like, really quickly? (More commonly known as: running).
I don't know about you, but it sounds like it's coming from further down the webpage. Why don't you scroll down and have a look-see?
Are you kidding me? WHY IS HE STILL HERE?!
I SWEAR I GOT RID OF HIM AGES AGO!
This actually sucks.
I just wanted to give you the best webpage I could make, but DAVID over here thought he was more important.
Look, just click here to go back to the homepage.
This is embarrassing enough as is.