Hello, Tyler

It's the moment you've been waiting for - you now have your own webpage on a website.

Since this is such a momentus occasion, I've went ahead and prepared nothing but the best for you.

Just scroll down and you'll se-

 

Hang on a sec.

Are you also hearing something, or is it just me?

It sounds a lot like... rapid footsteps?

As if someone was walking but like, really quickly? (More commonly known as: running).

 

I don't know about you, but it sounds like it's coming from further down the webpage. Why don't you scroll down and have a look-see?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you kidding me? WHY IS HE STILL HERE?!

   

I SWEAR I GOT RID OF HIM AGES AGO!

 

This actually sucks.

I just wanted to give you the best webpage I could make, but DAVID over here thought he was more important.

Look, just click here to go back to the homepage.

This is embarrassing enough as is.