Surprise piss
25th January 2023, 11.00pm - 11.10pm
Today, we are all gathered here to mourn.
To mourn the loss of a great companion, and an even greater friend.
A truly wonderful being by the name of Surprise piss.
While it is unfortunately true we didn't know it for long...
The amount of time we spent together was enough for deep connections to be formed.
For lifelong memories to be made.
We laughed together.
We cried together.
We shared a great number of experiences together,
and we Surprise pissed together.
As it goes, though, if something has a beginning...
It must have an end.
The life of Surprise piss, one of succinctness and good faith...
Was cut short by a monster, a cold-blooded murderer, ending it merely on a whim.
As if its life meant nothing, like it was inferior to those around it.
A lower-class being.
However, we are not here to dwell on the negatives and let them take over us.
Consuming us entirely until there is nothing familiar left.
We are here to remember the positives, the good times.
For as long as we remain alive, the memory of Surprise piss and our time with it will forever live on.
I'm sure that is what it would have wanted.
May it rest in peace.