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I was doing a lot of thinking. There was a certain something I was missing in life, the last piece to a puzzle of inconceivable form. Despite how much I genuinely tried, I couldn't even begin to figure out what it was. Now, while listening to "U.N. Owen was Her?" I finally know what it is.
With that, allow me to finally say that the very famous (to about 8 or so people) I Am Hungry website is getting its well-deserved sequel. After this, I'll create another one called "I Am Hungry 3: Doughnut takes Manhattan" and really run this "franchise" into the ground.
Now, I'm sure some of you may be asking, "Why don't you just update the old site?" and a certain someone will certainly be asking, "Why haven't yo-
Wait a fucking second.
That image was a jam doughnut before.
I know it was.
Wait another fucking second.
That's David Pim!
But... if he's here, then that means...