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I Am Hungry 2 is Here!

No, your eyes do not deceive you! God may not be real, but I Am Hungry 2 sure as hell is!

I was doing a lot of thinking. There was a certain something I was missing in life, the last piece to a puzzle of inconceivable form. Despite how much I genuinely tried, I couldn't even begin to figure out what it was. Now, while listening to "U.N. Owen was Her?" I finally know what it is.

With that, allow me to finally say that the very famous (to about 8 or so people) I Am Hungry website is getting its well-deserved sequel. After this, I'll create another one called "I Am Hungry 3: Doughnut takes Manhattan" and really run this "franchise" into the ground.

Now, I'm sure some of you may be asking, "Why don't you just update the old site?" and a certain someone will certainly be asking, "Why haven't yo-

 

Wait a fucking second.

That image was a jam doughnut before.

I know it was.

 

Wait another fucking second.

That's David Pim!

But... if he's here, then that means...







THE SWARM HAS ARRIVED
   
THIS WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKED IF THESE GUYS REMAIN ANY LONGER.
   
IN PREPARATION OF A "DANGER LEVEL: PIM" EVENT, I CONTRUCTED A MACHINE THAT CAN CREATE PORTALS. THESE PORTALS CAN TAKE A PERSON TO ANY PREVIOUS POINT IN TIME.
 
Why the hell does ALT text never appear :(
 
QUICKLY, ENTER THE PORTAL AND RESTORE THIS WEBISTE TO WHAT IT ONCE WAS!