WELCOME.

IT IS SO VERY WONDERFUL

TO SEE YOU HERE.

IN ORDER TO GAIN ACCESS

TO WHAT LIES BEYOND THIS DISMAL WEBSITE,

YOU NEED TO DO BUT ONE THING.

A PASSWORD IMPEDES YOUR PROGRESS.

AN OBSURE PASSWORD.

A VERY OBSCURE AND, FRANKLY, RATHER STUPID PASSWORD.

THE PASSWORD IS "ZET"

IN ORDER TO GAIN ACCESS

TO THE PROMISED LAND,

YOU MUST INPUT THIS PASSWORD.

THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS, the actual password is brody's left earlobe