You aren't supposed to be here.

I'm sure you've been told before that it's rude to snoop.

What do you get out of this, if I may be so bold to ask?

It must be something good, given that you believe you're above consequences.

I know you can't actually reply to me, so I'll go through a few reasons I've come up with.

I would appreciate it if you entertained them.

Does snooping through a website, looking for secrets and solving mysteries, feel fulfilling to you?

Maybe you're taking on the role of a detective, scowering this site for anything you may find.

And on the off-chance you don't come up empty, you'll rush to tell your digital friends; you were the first to discover this and you must have everyone know!

Heaven forbid that someone reveals these secrets before you!

You know, I already thought that was sad before, but hearing it read aloud in your head makes it seem all the more depressing.

I mean, do you not have anything else worth doing?

Now, here's where the interesting part comes in.

If you took offense to my prior statement, then I have no doubt you lead an interesting and at least a partially fulfilling life.

To that, I commend you. Keep on keeping on.

If you were saddened by my statement, then you know that it rings true.